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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

1 minute ago on April 18th | J | 19,111 notes
ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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Tagged as: #daaammmnmnnnn 

I’m laughing so hard rn because I’m bowling and the black light turned on and my right hand is glowing a bit in some spots and it looks like I either murdered someone or gave a handjob and people are looking at me weird

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 170,106 notes

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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Hey im sorry about that dumb ass anon earlier, Your fucking amazing and don't let anyone ever tell you differently and honestly every day im able to be around you just even a bit is a good day in my book. Your life is your choice, but im gonna keep taking advantage of everyday Im able to be around your personality

Anonymous

Awww!! This is so nice wowie!! Thank you :)

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 0 notes
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sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 1,186 notes
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Song: Green Eyes
Artist: Wavves
Album: King of the Beach
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my, my own friends
hate my guts
so what? who gives a fuck?

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bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

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